Robin Hood review
By Joel Humphries · Watched 03.30.26
½ 0.5 / 5
Spoiler-free review
Robin Hood was hot green garbage when I walked out eight years ago, and time has done nothing to inspire regret or mercy. This is not a rediscovery, reconsideration or nuanced reappraisal; it is the formal documentation of longstanding disrespect. The half star exists only so nobody mistakes the absence of stars for an accidental omission. Taron Egerton and Jamie Foxx are legitimate movie stars, but not even they deserve to remain attached to this. Some films improve with distance. This one merely gets farther away, which is the best thing it has done.
Full review — contains spoilers
Hot green garbage. Walked out 8 years ago. No regrets. Revisiting this just to give it the formal disrespect it deserves. The half star is just to give it an actual rating, so there's no question or whether I intended to rate it. It deserves no stars. Even the "stars" who were in it, Taron and Jamie, don't deserve to be attached to it.